Hetalia Writing Meme 5

Pick 10 random characters.

1. Russia
2. Canada
3. France
4. Lithuania
5. Japan
6. China
7. Britain
8. Greece
9. Germany
10. America


1) You found 1's secret stash of chocolate.

Me: Hey...Russia's chocolate...*eats one then spits it out* (EWW!) Vodka flavor! XP
Russia: It is delicious, da? *smiles and eats one*
Me: Yeah...That's it.



2) 2 confesses his love to you.

Canada: Um....I-I love you, eh?
Me: Aww! *Hugs Canada* I love ya too, Matt.
Canada: *blushes*



3) You walk into 3 in the street at midnight.

France: Honhonhonhon...
Me: - -' Oh, f**k...



4) 5 saves your life.

Japan: A-Are you arlright, Tabby-chan?
Me: *starts crying and glomps Japan* Oh, Kiku! You saved me! I-I think I love you.
Japan: *blushes* ...



5) 6 is living in your house.

Me: (This is perfect! Maybe this will make Russia come over, more often.)
China: *Answers knock at the door* Ni H--AHH! RUSSIA! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE, ARU?!
Me: YES!!! XD



6) You find 7's mobile phone (cellphone).

Me: AW, SWEET! All of Arthur's spells and potion recipies are on here! *copies everything down before returning it to Britain*



7) You're asleep and 8 comes in and wakes you up.

Me: Huh? *looks at the clock* Greece, it's 5:00 in the morning!
Greece: I know. It's time for breakfast.
Me: *groans* No, it's not. Breakfast is in an hour! I swear, you're as bad as my cat...
Greece: Thank you. =^w^=
Me: *rolls over and goes back to sleep* It wasn't a compliment.



8) 9 kidnaps you.

Me: What the Hetalia!? Ludwig, what's the meaning of this!?
Germany: *Smirk*
Me: *Remembers that Germany likes BDSM* (Oh, Scheiße...) H-Hey! If you let me go, I have a friend who'd probably love to switch places with me!
Germany: Hmm...Fine. *loosens my restraints* Now tell me vhere you friend lives.
Me: *gives him the address and runs away*
Germany: *sneaks into friend's bedroom at night* Hey, vake up. Are you NaTasha? Your friend, Tabitha sent me here.
NaTasha: *jolts awake at the sound of his voice* J-Ja!
Germany: Sehr gut. *grabs NaTasha and carries her away, over his shoulder*
NaTasha: ^///^ (OMG! Thank you, Tabbz!)


9) You go to the cinema. 10 is sitting in your seat.

Me: Yo, Al. You're in my seat, dude.
America: Haha! Sorry, dudette! Ya snooze, ya loose.
Me: *lifts America by his ear* Yeah; right....MOVE!
America: OW! Ok, ok! *moves to another seat*
Me: ^-^ Thank you.
America: Whatever.



10) 1 confesses his love for 7. You are hiding in a bush with 4.

Russia: Um...Priviet, Britain. *blushes* I...Uh...Ya tebya lyublyu. *runs away, blushing hard* Summon me anytime, da?
Britain: Uh...Sure.
Me: *starts crying* I hate you so much right now, Arthur!
Lithuania: *hugs me* Don't cry. Britain will get scared and leave, before too long. You'll have another chance to tell Mister Russia you love him.
Me: *hugs back* T-Thank you, Liet.



11) 2 and 9 are arguing.

Canada: Germany, why are you always such a stick in the mud!?
Germany: *Looks at Italy* Did you say something?
Italy: No.
Germany: Oh. Ok. *goes back to what he was doing*
Canada: You stupid hoser...



12) 6 is molesting 3.

China: You're my b*tch now, aru!
France: Honhonhon...(So cute!) I love me some China....



13) 5 and 10 are stuck in a burning building but you can only save one.

Me: *grabs Japan and starts running* Later, 'Hero'!
America: NNNOOOOOO!!! DX



14) 2 is invisible.

Canada: ...I hate my life.
Kumajiro: Who are you?
Canada: *goes to emo corner*
Me: (Poor Canada.)



15) OMG! 9 is more awesome than Prussia!

Germany:  Ja. I'm definitely 'zhe better of 'zhe two of us. My brozher can be a bit of an idiot, sometimes.
Prussia: *joins Canada in the emo corner*



16) 1, 4 and 6 are at your house for dinner. There's a black out.

Me: *clings to Russia* AH! Hold me, Ivan!
China and Lithuania: ... (How is she not terrified of him?)
Russia: *rubs my head and smiles* Aww. You are scared of the dark, da? ^J^
Me: ^///^ No...



17) 3 and 7 pull a prank on you.

France: Honhonhon! She totally fell for it!
Britain: I hate to admit it, frog, but that was bloody brilliant!
Me: WHAT THE FRUK IS WRONG WITH YOU TWO!? D:<
France and Britain: ... *both blush and walk off in different directions*



18) You walk in on 4 and 10 kissing.

America: AH! Not cool, dude! Haven't you ever heard of knocking?
Me: *smirk* So, Liet...Is THIS why you served Al for a while?
Lithuania: No...P-Please don't tell Mister Russia! We don't need another Cold War.
Me: *turns and walks away* Ok...I still think you and Russia make a cuter couple, though.
Lithuania: *blushes*



19) 4 and 9 steal your boat.

Me: Um, guys? I don't know who's boat that is, but it ain't mine.
Germany: Vhat?! Are you sure?
Me: Well, considering I don't HAVE a boat; Yeah, I'm sure.
Lithuania: *facepalm* Told you...



20) While 5 and 7 rob your house.

Me: *pulls out lead pipe* Halt! Who goes there! Thieves will receive NO mercy!
Japan: (Why does that sound so familiar?) It's just us, Tabby-chan!
Britain: Have you gone mad!? Why do you have a pipe, just like Russia's?
Me: Kiku? Arthur? What's going on? W-Why are you guys takin' all my stuff!?
Japan: We...Kind of rost a bet to America-san.
Britain: It's true. That bloody wanker put us up to this.
Me: Really, guys? A bet? *holds up a scolding finger* Honestly, I expected better of the two of you.
Japan and Britain: *both look away, blushing*



21) You need a new organ. 1 and 6 are both compatible.

Me: Russia...Do you mind?
Russia: No, not at all. *smiles* This is almost like becoming one, da?
Me: *hugs* Da. I guess it is.



22) 5 is robbing 2.

Me: KIKU! What the Hetalia, man!? Why have you become such a thief, lately?
Japan: Nani? What are you talking about?
Canada: This is one of the good things about always being ignored; Japan can't see me.
Me: Uh...Nevermind. - -'



23) You're being held hostage by 10. The hero is 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, or 9. Or multiple.

Me: *tied to a chair* Damn you, Al! Russia's gonna beat the crap outta you when he finds you! D:<
America: HAHA! As if! There's no way that Commie Bas-*cracked over the head with a lead pipe and faints*
Russia: Kolkolkol...Capitalist pig. You should know better than to take my precious, little sunflower from me. *smiles and undoes my bonds* You are ok, da? He did not hurt you?
Me: *glomps* Thank you, Russia! I hate that stupid America! *starts crying* Please don't let him kidnap me, again.
Russia: *hugs me back* Do not worry, da? I will protect you.
Me: *smiles while still crying*



24) 1, 2 and 4 are watching a scary movie.

Russia: Hahaha! Stupid man. He is killing her wrong.
Canada and Lithuania: *huddled together, terrified of Russia's reaction*



25) You're stuck on a deserted island with 7, 8, 9 and 10.

Greece: *taking a nap in the sun*
Germany: *facepalm*...Figures; Lost again...
Britain: Hmm...There has to be SOME way off this bloody island...
America: What about Sealand? He could--
Britain: NO WAY IN HELL, WANKER! THERE'S NO WAY I'M BEING RESCUED BY THAT LITTLE PIPSQUEAK!
America: Ok, nevermind. Calm down, dude.
Me: Hey; Wudd'ya guys bet that there's a Chinatown, somewhere on this island? We could probably find it and hitch a ride home on one of the ships when they have some more food sent over.
America: Hey, yeah! Good idea! There are Chinatowns everywhere. There's gotta be one here, too.
Britain and Germany: It's worth a shot.
All: *walk around until we found the Chinatown*



26) 3 and 5 have robbed a bank. 5 comes to you for help.

Me: *answers knock at the door* Hey, Kiku. What's up? You look terrible.
Japan: *about to puke* K-Kon'nichiwa, Tabby-chan. M-May I prease use your bathroom? I-*gag*-Italy drove the get-away car.
Me: OH! Sure! *moves to let Japan in*
Japan: *runs to the bathroom, shutting the door* Dōmo arigatō! *hurls*



27) 6 is mad at 3 for robbing a bank. 6 comes to you.

China: Kiku is being irresponsible, aru! He's been robbing people left and right, lately!
Me: I know. But that last one was more Francis' fault, than Kiku's.
China: True. Hey...You wanna help me teach France a lesson for corrupting my kid brother?
Me: *evil grin* Hehehe...Sure. And I know JUST the person who can help us. *grabs Austria*



28) 1 and 7 are doing the monkey dance. You and 10 are watching and filming it.

Russia and Britain: *dancing and singing* We're gonna do the monkey! Oo-oo ah-ah, oo-oo, ah-ah! Do the monkey! Oo-oo ah-ah, oo-oo, ah-ah...
Me: (Oh, why, Russia?! This is your worst idea, since you jumped outta that airplane!) Poor guys. They must both be drunk.
America: *whispering* Oh man, this is YouTube gold! Arthur's totally gonna die of embarrassment when he sees this! HAHA! And I'm never gonna let that Commie live this down!
Me: *slaps America upside the head*
America: OW! Hey! What was that for?
Me: Kolkolkol...You post this video *pulls out pipe*...And I'll kill you.
America: Dude, You've been hanging around Russia WAY too much...



29) 3, 5 and 9 are at a convention.

France: Honhonhon...So many fangirls... ^///^
Germany: So many yaoi fangirls... -///-'
Japan: I love these anime conventions. They make me feel at home. ^-^ Now! To get down to business! *breaks out camera* I must...take pictures of all the cosplayers! XD



30) You, 1, 4, 6 and 10 are having a sleepover at 7's house.

America: Yo, Britain, dude! I'm starvin', bro. Ya got anything edible in this place?
Britain: ...Wanker...
Me: *huddles next to Russia* Hey. It's a little chilly in here, huh? *blushes* Um...D-Do you mind if I sleep with you, tonight?
China and Lithuania: O.O (AGAIN?! What is up with this girl?!)
Russia: *smiles* Of course you can sleep with me. We can keep eachother warm, da?
Me: *holding back a fangirl squeel* D-Da! ^///^



31) 2 is in love with 5 who is in love with 8 but 8 is in love with 2. 2 doesn't love 8 back, 5 doesn't love 2 back and 8 doesn't love 5 back.

Canada is in love with Japan who is in love with Greece, but Greece is in love with Canada. Canada doesn't love Greece back, Japan doesn't love Canada back and Greece doesn't love Japan back.

Wow...That is one cruel love triangle.